Look At This Fucking Bout To Pick Up All That Damn Shredded Cheese Before I Take Off My Belt Baby!™
I should have known when I put him in a shirt that says, “Big Trouble in a Little Shirt” that he would have to prove it to me. A whole bag of shredded cheese dumped on the floor in the time it took me to turn my back and push in his high chair….and 5 minutes after I had swept the floor. Of course.
(Source: shitmykidsruined)